Strange, Strange Flesh

So I got a call to the Delta Queen. As I pulled up to the door, this tall chick dressed in a long black maxi coat walks out then jumps into the back seat. She tells me she's on the way to a private party and wants to know if I would be willing to be her escort. I'm replied, I flattered but, I've got to work the whole night. I put one arm on the front seat passenger side head rest, the other on the steering wheel, petal to the metal, pulled onto the freeway and headed out to the Fair Oaks area. She say's, "please, I'll make it worth your while!" At the same time if feel the soft touch of small fingers running up and down my right arm. I started thinking, "Golly, this girl is really fresh". So, I'm driving and pondering my options knowing deep down inside that I'd never actually do anything with this strange flesh. On the other hand, it was a nice ego boost to be hit on so hard. Then things started to heat up into overdrive as I felt something slowly getting close to my neck collar. I said, "you're gonna have to slow down a bit cause I really need to focus on driving this cab". I gave a quick glance in the rear view mirror and noticed that she was sitting over in the far corner of the back seat of the cab with both of her arms in plain view.

Driving taxi cab grave yard shift in the murder capitol isn't a task to be handled sober. So, sometimes it took me a little time to process information. So, I'm driving along thinking....hmmm...how's this chick playing with my arm with both of her hands at her side. I turned to look over my right shoulder to re-assess the situation and and was greeted by a Big Fat Rat! This chick had let a pet rat loose in the cab. I shook my arm so hard that it bounce off the dome light in the headliner. I pulled over and put her out. A rat in my cab......doggg.

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