Deus Vobiscum

So I'm back from Atlanta! It's great to get back to work! As promised, I'll fill you in on some of the sights from the trip. I rented a new Chevy Impala for the trip. WOW! I think I'm gonna buy one of those vehicles. It handles great, plenty of leg room and the torque.....incredible. It floated a little in the beginning but, I quickly adjusted to the ride. It was just under 900 miles one way and the vehicle allowed you to enjoy every mile. I stopped at one of the Biloxi Casinos on the way there and on the return trip. On the way there I stopped at BoomTown. It wasn't anything special.Once in Atlanta, I stayed with my Brother-in-Law and Sister-in-Law. Their home was magnificent! I believe it was the Sandy Springs area. Beautiful 3 story aprx 7000 square feet, sitting on prime land in a secluded gated community. And the food Ohhhhh MY Goodnesss!!!! I won't need to eat another bite until Christmas. Loved the family fellowship. There's nothing more refreshing. I broke away from the group for a few hours to visit a close friend who I have know since Grade School. It was blast! On the way back I stopped at Hard Rock Cafe Casino. If you're ever in Biloxi, you must go there. The place is fabulous! It's new and well constructed. You actually don't even mind losing your hard earned money there. The service is great....I'm telling you...this place is really Top Shelf. Whatever you want is there...music, eye candy, table games, slots, and a slammin party atmosphere. I was thown off with the unisex bathroom entrance/exit. I went into the door label Men and was confronted with men and women.....lol....no joke! I guess one of the guys noticed my startled expression like ALRIGHT!, and said to me, "yea, this place takes a little getting used to. The hand washing and mirror areas are common areas. To use the restroom you need to continue thru this door". I give the Hard Rock Cafe Casino in Biloxi ***** Five Stars.

Strange, Strange Flesh

So I got a call to the Delta Queen. As I pulled up to the door, this tall chick dressed in a long black maxi coat walks out then jumps into the back seat. She tells me she's on the way to a private party and wants to know if I would be willing to be her escort. I'm replied, I flattered but, I've got to work the whole night. I put one arm on the front seat passenger side head rest, the other on the steering wheel, petal to the metal, pulled onto the freeway and headed out to the Fair Oaks area. She say's, "please, I'll make it worth your while!" At the same time if feel the soft touch of small fingers running up and down my right arm. I started thinking, "Golly, this girl is really fresh". So, I'm driving and pondering my options knowing deep down inside that I'd never actually do anything with this strange flesh. On the other hand, it was a nice ego boost to be hit on so hard. Then things started to heat up into overdrive as I felt something slowly getting close to my neck collar. I said, "you're gonna have to slow down a bit cause I really need to focus on driving this cab". I gave a quick glance in the rear view mirror and noticed that she was sitting over in the far corner of the back seat of the cab with both of her arms in plain view.

Driving taxi cab grave yard shift in the murder capitol isn't a task to be handled sober. So, sometimes it took me a little time to process information. So, I'm driving along thinking....hmmm...how's this chick playing with my arm with both of her hands at her side. I turned to look over my right shoulder to re-assess the situation and and was greeted by a Big Fat Rat! This chick had let a pet rat loose in the cab. I shook my arm so hard that it bounce off the dome light in the headliner. I pulled over and put her out. A rat in my cab......doggg.

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